I now know why....

Some animals eat their young....

I just got through cleaning up a flooded bathroom! Dylan had decided that rather than color like the other kids. Playing in the toilet after using it (no poop thank GOD!) sounded like a much more fun activity to engage himself in. He dumped every towel I had in the hall closet, about 5, and the bathroom rug into the toilet pulled it out, and duped the towels onto the bathroom floor. Then he flushed it and did it again! THEN, he took them and piled them onto the laundry room floor so that was all wet too, as was the carpet between the two rooms.

So after washing the carpet with hot soapy water and using the REST of my towels in the entire house to dry it up, and bleaching the entire bathroom, and adding the 3 loads of laundry I now have to do on top of the normal loads. I have come to the conclusion that right now with a little salt and pepper, he might just taste okay!